tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3085010252472799071.post5671478129579558877..comments2023-04-13T06:15:55.377-07:00Comments on Loch Ess Monster: My Spouse is Weirder than Yours Part IIIEssiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14027692359359035362noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3085010252472799071.post-90124207612081716782010-08-11T14:22:59.576-07:002010-08-11T14:22:59.576-07:00Oh, also, I have almost infallible gaydar and your...Oh, also, I have almost infallible gaydar and your husband is at least bisexual. AT LEAST.Harleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09912471979864385633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3085010252472799071.post-55256443987569642122010-08-11T14:21:35.528-07:002010-08-11T14:21:35.528-07:00* Having to go to the ER because his boxers melted...* Having to go to the ER because his boxers melted into his ass because he sat on the Playstation wires for 18 hours straight<br /><br />HAHAHAHAHAHA *hysterical laughter* He is an IDIOT! An IDIOTSKI! Oh, oh, I can't catch my breath, give me a moment...<br /><br />* Getting seasickness pills so that he can play Playstation 18 hours straight after getting severe motion-sickness from a first person shooter game.<br /><br />Not funny, just sad.<br /><br />* Puking in the cinema after watching Cloverfield due to motion sickness...and then buying the Cloverfield movie when it came out on DVD.<br /><br />Also falling into the NFJS category.<br /><br />* Failing to unplug a live electrical wire before attempting to saw it in half with a steak knife<br /><br />This would be funnier if there'd been lasting serious damage.<br /><br />* "Building" me an extra kitchen counter by balancing a slab of wood on two smaller slabs of wood balancing precariously on the other kitchen counters<br /><br />WHAT A MAN! He's just like the Old Spice Man! Except not! At all!<br /><br />* Superglueing vampire teeth over his real teeth for a halloween party<br /><br />*slow claps* Congratulations, you are married to a human amoeba. He must be siphoning brain cells off you while you sleep just to stay alive.Harleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09912471979864385633noreply@blogger.com