Give me a treat, or I'll eat your soul.
I wonder if the owner's house is located on a sacred Indian burial ground.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
For sale: Evil Puppies. Incarnate Demon included.
I was looking around on Gumtree for a puppy and found this ad, straight from "How to not sell your dog". I'd buy it, because I'm into weird occult collectibles (I feel it ups my "street cred") but I'm scared it'll mate with my cat and give birth to the Antichrist and I just don't want that on my conscience.
I wonder if the owner's house is located on a sacred Indian burial ground.
I wonder if the owner's house is located on a sacred Indian burial ground.
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They have 'bemused devil' face. How confused does that last puppy look? He's all "I didn't come up from the fiery pits of hell for this shit! FEED ME YOUR SOUUUUL!"
ReplyDeleteThe black & white one looks amazing. & freaking scary.
ReplyDeleteI'm seriously thinking of getting one. Either that, or an emu. The puppy is awesome, because it will be really effective as a guard dog; but the emu is on sale...mmm...
ReplyDeleteI would like all of the puppies please. Make sure to include extra demonic possession if available! :D
ReplyDeleteDemonic possession cannot be sold seperately.
ReplyDeleteawww these are so cute!!!!!
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