ESSIE: "No."
DW: "Why not?"
ESSIE: "Because you never want to do me any favors."
DW: "Yes, I do!"
ESSIE: "No...you don't. You never want to. You wouldn't piss on me if my hair was on fire."
DW: "I would! I would totally piss on you!"
DW (takes a second to consider what he just said.)
DW: "That must be the weirdest compliment you've ever gotten."
ESSIE: "Not even close."
That's really funny. Like you once wrote to me, your blog...uh...makes me feel things.
ReplyDeleteI think I'd pee on a girl if she asked me to. Why not? I just hope I wouldn't get stage fright.
P.S. I just noticed your other entry about not being able to pee if people know you're in the bathroom...funny coincidence.
ReplyDeleteI had a similar conversation with a friend once. Only he was offering that were I ever on fire he would pee on me, to which I politely declined.
ReplyDeleteI think it would make things all awkward and such... kind of like that episode on friends when chandler pees on Monica to get rid of the pain from the jelly fish... and everything got all awkward... and yeah.
I wouldn't pee on any of my friends, even if they were burning.
Haha! This sounds just like a conversation my boyfriend and I would have.
ReplyDeleteImagining this with South African accents makes it even funnier for me. You DO have SA accents, right? :)
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