“You will do as your mom says. I handpicked your mother. You I had to take whether I wanted you or not...and frankly I’m still on the fence about the whole thing.”
“You’re being brainwashed. Your brother is being brainwashed. One of these days we’ll wake up and we’ll all just be communists.”“Oh you’re wearing clothes...for a change.”
“Didn’t you move out already? Seems like there should be less of you.”
“Gross? That’s not gross. That’s a scab. Gross is when you see a grenade explode in a Portugese guy’s hand and then you have to pick him up and hold his chest closed and put him in your helicopter and fly away with black people shooting at you. That’s gross.”
“Two things. MOVE and OUT. Your mother and I want to go on second honeymoon.”
dads are great for random non-sequiturs like that.
ReplyDeleteHe is awesome...and that little dog? Part of the deal. I don't have a SINGLE picture of him where he doesnt have the dog on his lap.
ReplyDeleteBwahahah! You're dad is hilarious! My dad is more the quiet type. His quotable quotes are the more serious kind like, "No one makes in this world on their own." (He only says that at extremely emotional moments where one realizes that they, in fact, can't do everything on their own, and then he helps them out.)
ReplyDeleteBut my dad does have the dog-- he calls it my little brother. And no one challenges him on it. :)
The dog is one of the siblings...and he's clearly the favorite.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, love it!
ReplyDeleteAfter being in relationship with Wilson for seven years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that don't believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I meant a spell caster called Dr Zuma zuk and I email him, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by referring him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the fake ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, his email: spiritualherbalisthealing@gmail.com or call him +2349055637784 you can email him if you need his assistance in your relationship or anything. CONTACT HIM NOW FOR SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS'
ReplyDelete