Belle du Essie Part II

As mentioned previously, I'm going to attempt to become famous by blogging about my sex life, like Belle du Jour.

MONDAY:

Nope.

TUESDAY:

Nada.

WEDNESDAY:

Tom Cruise movie on TV. Saw a piece of his butt.

THURSDAY:

Nothing.

FRIDAY:

New issue of Cosmopolitan magazine hits the shelves.

I'll never be able to fill a book with this shit.

Belle du Essie

I've been going through a Belle du Jour phase because I've stumbled on a great blog called Mounting and Counting about a great girl who's living a double life as a stripper. I've even decided to come up with a sexier persona for myself.

Belle du Essie is sexy, smart, sophisticated. Always make-upped and perfect. Aloof. Graceful.
I bet she's never hung onto the bumper of someone's car screaming "Love me, love me".

Only one problem:

Meh. It was good while it lasted.