Belle du Essie Part II

As mentioned previously, I'm going to attempt to become famous by blogging about my sex life, like Belle du Jour.

MONDAY:

Nope.

TUESDAY:

Nada.

WEDNESDAY:

Tom Cruise movie on TV. Saw a piece of his butt.

THURSDAY:

Nothing.

FRIDAY:

New issue of Cosmopolitan magazine hits the shelves.

I'll never be able to fill a book with this shit.