Yes, people actually voted for this man...

Nompumelelo Ntuli Zuma, the fourth First Lady of South Africa (but who's keeping count when the president is a polygamous Zulu), is following in the footsteps of Lady Di by having an affair with her bodyguard. As she is pregnant, the country is wondering whether it's the bodyguard's baby or President Zuma's 22nd bundle of joy. This follows the news that she was lying about being a registered nurse, and that she had in fact had a career as a cleaner in a hotel. I like this picture of her. Unlike the other presidential wives she doesn't bother with wearing Prada or Jagerfeld or other designers. She just skips the middleman and pins vast amounts of money to her t-shirts. As a Dutch friend once said, "Zuma is such a suitable name. He is the mother of the zoo."