PS. No, I'm not getting him anything for his birthday. Birthday presents are like oral sex, I only give to receive. And I really don't need another Jamie Oliver frying pan.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
It's DW's birthday! Let's honor his legacy by stuffing up something simple!
DW is turning 25 years old today! I wish everyone in the world could have a spouse like him! God knows I shouldn't have to suffer alone!
So let's raise our plastic cannisters of bull semen and put on our pimp shoes and honor the inspiration behind the blog...Happy Birthday DW!
PS. No, I'm not getting him anything for his birthday. Birthday presents are like oral sex, I only give to receive. And I really don't need another Jamie Oliver frying pan.
PS. No, I'm not getting him anything for his birthday. Birthday presents are like oral sex, I only give to receive. And I really don't need another Jamie Oliver frying pan.
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