Thursday, April 22, 2010

Spice up your dirty talk with pasta

My decidedly strange husband DW just called me ranting about 3 x packets of instant noodles that have gone missing.

DW: "Did you move my noodles?"
ME: "What are you talking about?"
DW: "My two minutes moved them!"
ME: " move my noodles, too, baby..."
DW: "What are you talking about?"
ME: "Aren't we having phone sex?"
DW: (hangs up)

This is precisely why couples become estranged. I will no longer move his noodle in any way shape or form.

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