Monday, July 5, 2010

I pray we all live to see what our babies look like as zombies

Dear Friends

I am about to be brutally murdered for what I write here tonight. In fact, I believe this will be my last post.
Since I last wrote about, the lady that makes the obscenely scary porcelain zombie dolls, I visited the popular social networking site, Facebook.
It was during my visit of aforementioned site that I noticed the uncanny resemblence between one of the newer zombie dolls and my friend Jenni's baby, Sam.

I realize that by pointing out this resemblence, I am going to be brutally murdered by Sam's adoring parents. At the same time, so few people have the privilege of being granted a glimpse into what his/her child may look like as an evil zombie baby.

Let us then remember than zombie babies do not belong to one man - but to all of us.

I thank you, and bid you good night.


  1. No comment!!! Except to say that even with a slight resemblance to the zombie doll, Sam is a very cute baby.

  2. you make me lol.
    as a thanks ive given you an award.

    kek <3

  3. Weird...

    But you really shouldn't tell people that their babies look anything but adorable. Don't you want people to lie to you when you have kids?

  4. Hell yes, with my ears, they'd better be prepared to lie

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