Tuesday, July 6, 2010

No, that’s not gay AT ALL

More real life conversations between me and DW...

DW: “This Blackberry I so awesome.”
ESSIE: “Fascinating.”
DW: “I have a twitter account. I tweeted.”
ESSIE: “If you like that thing so much, why don’t you replace your balls with a USB port so you could make sweet love to it?”
DW (trying desperately to come up with something funny): “If I wanted to do that, I’d just shove a cable up my ass.”

...at which point I looked around at my invisible studio audience and raised an eyebrow. Seriously, I'm not making this stuff up.


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