Wednesday, July 14, 2010

I won something!

My self-proclaimed creepiest follower Shinxy gave me this award to add to her constant self-esteem raising homoerotic comments about me, which I love. She’s a cool Australian chick who’s into S&M and therapy, so I know you’ll all love her various blogs. Also, if I don’t accept one of her awards soon, she may rape and kill me. She’s very exciting like that.

Here's why I love her:

And here is my award:


This is the best award I've ever gotten. Also the only award I've ever gotten. Which is somewhat pathetic because I went to one of those progressive schools that gave out awards for "neatness" and "penmanship" and "greatest effort".

Also I noted that a full 80 people are now reading this blog. Introduce yourselves below, it's nothing to be ashamed off. A full 79 other idiots also think I'm funny.

16 comments:

  1. If thinking you're funny is wrong, I don't want to be right.

    Warm regards,

    Idiot #54

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  2. Hi, I'm Catherine! I got addicted to your blog one day and read the whole thing, so now you're stuck with me. Take that as you will.

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  3. I think I may actually be idiot no. 80, does that make me special.. huh, HUH???

    Okay then, I'll get me coat.

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  4. I wonder which idiot I am?

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  5. I'm Jordan. I like long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners. >.>

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  6. Hello fellow idiots :)

    I'm a literature-loving Libra and obsessive blogger.

    I hope you check me out and decide to become one of my darling idiots, too!

    xoxox

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  7. I once got an award in the 8th grade. It was an outdated computer. Your reward is much cooler.

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  8. Introduced, idiot #49 I think..found you through Boyfriend Challenged.
    I'm an aquarius who is frequently bored at work, your blog helps.

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  9. I totally gave you an award a month ago!
    http://veritableally.blogspot.com/2010/07/nat-ally-estelle.html
    I left you a comment telling you so on one of your previous entries.


    love your blog x

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  10. Hiya! I'm Emily, I run a blog called 'Without Obsession Life Is Nothing', go check it out if youre interested!!

    Funny as hell blog!!! xx

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  11. Aww, thank you for accepting my award! I'm glad you took my persistance to make more awards as a threat because frankly it was. I am glad you understand me :)

    I am exciting, aren't I?

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  12. Hi, I'm Denise, and I am not an alcoholic, though it's one of my goals for the year so you don't have to lose hope.

    I enjoy reading and cooking and my personal life is a lot less interesting when I write it down... I like to elaborate on things to make myself feel better, and it does. So I keep doing it.

    You're funny, and I'm only inflating your head because I know you have a lot of things that will deflate it as soon as you walk away from cour computer... I meant that as in your life is messed... Oh I'm sorry... I really love your blog, you're funny, it's funny. I am a loser, I'll go now.

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  13. Hi, my name is Geek, and I am addicted to your blog. It's like crack over the internet... which is like the matrix hooking into your brain. Or something like that.

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  14. Congrats! I love the home-made (mspaint) personal touch :)

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  15. me! me! me!
    Just started following you :-) I'm from the other side of the world basically, but I guess humour has no language because your posts totally make me laugh. Esp the one about telling the therapist about your fears. I started seeing one recently too (and in my part of the world, therapist is a bad word) so it's great to read about your (funny) experiences with her!

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