I went to Maze Restaurant with my brother Oey and DW for my birthday. Maze is in a five star restaurant in the Cape Town Waterfront and really, really overpriced but it's owned by my celebrity crush, Gordon Ramsay. (He wasn't there. I looked.)
DW: "I love this restaurant...it has such...cadence."
ESSIE: "Is that a real word?"
DW: "Yes...but I'm not entirely sure what it means."
ESSIE: "Then this may very well be cadence."
OEY (raising glasses): "TO CADENCE!!!"
Essie's Tips for visiting a 5-star restaurant: Wear a surgical mask to protect yourself against the spending pheromones. And don't order the consomme. It's really expensive but it's just an egg floating in some thin beef stock.