Thursday, July 8, 2010

Zombie Mad-libs

As an avid fan of zombie movies, I’d like to invite you all to play a game of Zombie movie Mad libs with me. It is a scientific fact that is how zombie movies scripts are written. The best Mad-libbed zombie movie script will be produced and directed by myself and Steven Spielberg. Well, maybe just by me. And you'll have to front the money. And borrow a video camera somewhere. And also I dont know how to edit it. Really, it'll be more like a play I'll put up in the garage.

The scientists combine ( noun ) with ( noun ) that leads to the creation of a super-virus that infects humanity and makes them crazy. Zombies start devouring people and the remaining ( number ) survivors take shelter in an abandoned ( place ) where they run into more ( adjective )( noun ). The survivors soon start bickering over who gets to be the leader of ( noun ). The rebellious group devises a plan to escape to ( destination ) where a ( adjective ) ( noun ) told them there are no zombies.
During the escape, a ( noun ) gets bitten and does not tell the other survivors. Just as everything seems to be going smoothly, the bitten ( noun ) goes apeshit and starts attacking everyone. At this point, the screen goes ( adjective ).

This was the results of mine:

The scientists combine hamsters with meatloaf that leads to the creation of a super-virus that infects humanity and makes them crazy. Zombies start devouring people and the remaining four survivors take shelter in an abandoned Starbucks where they run into more annoying waitresses. The survivors soon start bickering over who gets to be the leader of Gone-to-shit-ville. The rebellious group devises a plan to escape to Kokomo where a squeaky radio told them there are no zombies.
During the escape, a stripper gets bitten and does not tell the other survivors. Just as everything seems to be going smoothly, the bitten stripper goes apeshit and starts attacking everyone. At this point, the screen goes black .

6 comments:

  1. Fun times! Ok here's mine:

    The scientists combine marmite with belly button fluff that leads to the creation of a super-virus that infects humanity and makes them crazy. Zombies start devouring people and the remaining 6 survivors take shelter in an abandoned ice cream van where they run into more socially inept dudes on steroids. The survivors soon start bickering over who gets to be the leader of the ice cream van. The rebellious group devises a plan to escape to Vegas where a helpful pebble told them there are no zombies.
    During the escape, a steroid dude gets bitten and does not tell the other survivors. Just as everything seems to be going smoothly, the bitten steroid dude goes apeshit and starts attacking everyone. At this point, the screen goes onto a news break where you find out that Britney Spears has married you while drunk.

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  2. The scientists combine pie with balls that leads to the creation of a super-virus that infects humanity and makes them crazy. Zombies start devouring people and the remaining thirty seven survivors take shelter in an abandoned park where they run into more hairy ropes. The survivors soon start bickering over who gets to be the leader of rugs. The rebellious group devises a plan to escape to New Jersey where a empty bowl told them there are no zombies.
    During the escape, a can gets bitten and does not tell the other survivors. Just as everything seems to be going smoothly, the bitten can goes apeshit and starts attacking everyone. At this point, the screen goes wet.

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  3. The scientists combine swine with flu that leads to the creation of a super-virus that infects humanity and makes them crazy. Zombies start devouring people and the remaining fifteen survivors take shelter in an abandoned cinema where they run into more emo teens. The survivors soon start bickering over who gets to be the leader of the Emo-folk. The rebellious group devises a plan to escape to Witch Mountain where a pair of Crocs told them there are no zombies.
    During the escape, a politician gets bitten and does not tell the other survivors. Just as everything seems to be going smoothly, the bitten politician goes apeshit and starts attacking everyone. At this point, the screen goes red.

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  4. I have not done the mad libs yet (and now I feel left out because everyone else has) but I just wanted to say hello and that I just found you via 20sb and I really like your blog!

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  5. Awww, poor travelgirl. It is never too late to do zombie madlibs.

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