Tuesday, July 27, 2010

I'm so hardcore

Well, once again I've out-hardcored myself. I got injured falling off a mechanical bull. A broken mechanical bull. Mattie, who is more hardcore than I am, warned me that it would break. As usual, I'm not particularly good at listening to him.

But on the other hand, this was a positive learning experience.

1. Don't ride a mechanical bull. It's not easy. Or glamorous. Or fun. But it is addictive. The mechanical bull is the cocaine of the mechanized animal kingdom.
2. Don't wear a pimp hat to a cowboy party. People will want to wear it. And also make hooker jokes. Ok, that was just me. I don't have people skills.
3. Vodka jelly shots have less jelly in than vodka. Don't let the gooey candy exterior fool you.
4. I look good in flannel.
5. Like a cat, I land on my feet. Even when pumped full of vodka jelly shots.


  1. haha you're so cute! :)
    I did make a fool of myself riding a mechanical bull once, and I wasn't even drunk! I know the feeling!

  2. Legend. I've always wanted to have a go on a mechanical bull!

  3. Is it just me or does the bull look strangely turned on?

  4. Well, regardless of whether you listen or not, you looked hot, happy, and you had a blast. It's a good thing that you didn't listen to me. It's something you can look back on and laugh about. I got a much needed smile from looking at this and a very warm spot in my heart at the sight of you having a good time. I'm glad you did it.

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