Well, once again I've out-hardcored myself. I got injured falling off a mechanical bull. A broken mechanical bull. Mattie, who is more hardcore than I am, warned me that it would break. As usual, I'm not particularly good at listening to him.
But on the other hand, this was a positive learning experience.
1. Don't ride a mechanical bull. It's not easy. Or glamorous. Or fun. But it is addictive. The mechanical bull is the cocaine of the mechanized animal kingdom.
2. Don't wear a pimp hat to a cowboy party. People will want to wear it. And also make hooker jokes. Ok, that was just me. I don't have people skills.
3. Vodka jelly shots have less jelly in than vodka. Don't let the gooey candy exterior fool you.
4. I look good in flannel.
5. Like a cat, I land on my feet. Even when pumped full of vodka jelly shots.