Friday, July 16, 2010

How (not) to drive

I was in a minor car accident. It turns out my usual tactic of swinging wildly into traffic making my Wallace-face while screaming "Sorry, sorry!" doesn't always work.

For those of you who aren't familiar with my Wallace-face, this is what it looks like:



For those of you who don't know who Wallace from Wallace & Gromit is, this is him:

Anyhow, I'm disappointed. The value of my car already went down because the bumper fell off last year. I keep it tied to the car with cable ties so I don't lose it. I'm hoping to sell her soon. I took a picture of her to post on the Internet.



Notice how I cleverly fill potentional buyers with a sense of majesty and awe by including a majestic rainbow in the shot. And my dad said a degree in Marketing was "useless" in the real world. HA!

7 comments:

  1. I wouldn't worry too much... there's always some poor sod looking for a set of wheels just to get them from point a to point b, and they tend not to worry too much about the condition the car is in.

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  2. Oh wow, was that rainbow real?! I hope you sell your car-- the rainbow should help :)

    I used to love Wallace & Gromit. I had the Wrong Trousers book before I saw the movie-- my sister and I were a little obsessed for a minute. A Close Shave is good, but I think Wrong Trousers is the funniest. Gotta love the evil penguin.

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  3. I would TOTALLY buy a car if there was a rainbow in the pictures I saw...AKA...you're golden.

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  4. Oh my GOD your Wallace face is PERFECT!

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  5. The Wallace face is amazing.

    I'm new around here and must say I enjoy.

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