Wednesday, July 14, 2010

I won something!

My self-proclaimed creepiest follower Shinxy gave me this award to add to her constant self-esteem raising homoerotic comments about me, which I love. She’s a cool Australian chick who’s into S&M and therapy, so I know you’ll all love her various blogs. Also, if I don’t accept one of her awards soon, she may rape and kill me. She’s very exciting like that.

Here's why I love her:

And here is my award:

This is the best award I've ever gotten. Also the only award I've ever gotten. Which is somewhat pathetic because I went to one of those progressive schools that gave out awards for "neatness" and "penmanship" and "greatest effort".

Also I noted that a full 80 people are now reading this blog. Introduce yourselves below, it's nothing to be ashamed off. A full 79 other idiots also think I'm funny.


  1. If thinking you're funny is wrong, I don't want to be right.

    Warm regards,

    Idiot #54

  2. Hi, I'm Catherine! I got addicted to your blog one day and read the whole thing, so now you're stuck with me. Take that as you will.

  3. I think I may actually be idiot no. 80, does that make me special.. huh, HUH???

    Okay then, I'll get me coat.

  4. I wonder which idiot I am?

  5. I'm Jordan. I like long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners. >.>

  6. Hello fellow idiots :)

    I'm a literature-loving Libra and obsessive blogger.

    I hope you check me out and decide to become one of my darling idiots, too!


  7. I once got an award in the 8th grade. It was an outdated computer. Your reward is much cooler.

  8. Introduced, idiot #49 I think..found you through Boyfriend Challenged.
    I'm an aquarius who is frequently bored at work, your blog helps.

  9. I totally gave you an award a month ago!
    I left you a comment telling you so on one of your previous entries.

    love your blog x

  10. Hiya! I'm Emily, I run a blog called 'Without Obsession Life Is Nothing', go check it out if youre interested!!

    Funny as hell blog!!! xx

  11. Aww, thank you for accepting my award! I'm glad you took my persistance to make more awards as a threat because frankly it was. I am glad you understand me :)

    I am exciting, aren't I?

  12. Hi, I'm Denise, and I am not an alcoholic, though it's one of my goals for the year so you don't have to lose hope.

    I enjoy reading and cooking and my personal life is a lot less interesting when I write it down... I like to elaborate on things to make myself feel better, and it does. So I keep doing it.

    You're funny, and I'm only inflating your head because I know you have a lot of things that will deflate it as soon as you walk away from cour computer... I meant that as in your life is messed... Oh I'm sorry... I really love your blog, you're funny, it's funny. I am a loser, I'll go now.

  13. Hi, my name is Geek, and I am addicted to your blog. It's like crack over the internet... which is like the matrix hooking into your brain. Or something like that.

  14. Congrats! I love the home-made (mspaint) personal touch :)

  15. me! me! me!
    Just started following you :-) I'm from the other side of the world basically, but I guess humour has no language because your posts totally make me laugh. Esp the one about telling the therapist about your fears. I started seeing one recently too (and in my part of the world, therapist is a bad word) so it's great to read about your (funny) experiences with her!

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