Ok, so I went to the liquor store and realized I have a problem. The owner gave me a complimentary bag of ice because I "buy so much brandy, you nice girl, you party-hardy". (That's verbatim, I don't speak Greek cafe owner well, but that's the gist of the conversation.) Also, when I lifted my bag of liquor groceries out of the car, the car visibly raised about 10 cm higher than it was.)
I feel bad but that should go away when I finish this bottle.