The people have spoken! It's official! Jesus of Nazareth is your favourite zombie! And why wouldn't he be!
1) He died for our sins
2) He can walk on water
3) He turned water into wine
4) He pissed off religious leaders
5) He wore cool hippie clothes and hung around in the desert telling us all to be nice to each other. He's like the Biblical Willie Nelson.
Also, there will be two queues in the afterlife. One for those who voted for Jesus in this poll, and one for those who didn't. (Bet you're sorry you voted for "The Rob" now...)
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