Friday, July 9, 2010

I think I've discovered our productivity problem

For those of you who don't know - when I'm not being aweseome all over the Internet, I work as a Junior Consultant at a UK medical headhunting firm (some childhood dreams DO come true!!!)

Well, it's a sweltering day at the office and I hurt my neck when I fell off the rickety wheeled joke I have to sit on at my work station. I really wish our boss would pay for air conditioning or at least a decent swivel chair or business cards or a pension scheme, but she doesn't think we need all that "James Bond shit". I don't mind really, it's the only office I've worked in where I'm allowed to lug my laptop around in the Nightmare before Christmas-satchel my brother got me for Christmas and blog all day.

Anyhoo, we haven't made our targets in a while and the investors would like to know why. Instead of typing a whole long report I'm going to submit this photo of my manager. Note the motivational book "The Rules of Work" being used as a coaster to her right.


I love Champagne Wednesday.

7 comments:

  1. hahah oh champagne wednesday. awesome.

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  2. i am so adopting champagne wednesday as my new favorite holiday.

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  3. Everyday is champagne Wednesday.

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  4. I wish we had champagne Wednesday. I receive raised eyebrows whenever I reach for a cup of coffee... *sulks*

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  5. Well, it's definitely better than when we had "Whiskey Wednesday". We had fun, but not the good kind.

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  6. Man, I wish we had something like that at my work.

    Maybe even free beer after our shifts.

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