OK, so my idea to start a
cult perfectly innocent trend isn't going so well - partially because I decided to bring crocs back. (I missed the whole croc thing because I was broke and all the croc snobs were like, "You can't buy knockoffs" and then by the time I got the funds crocs were out of fashion and I was like, "Hah, Croc Snobs, I was fashionable all along" and then they said "It doesn't work that way" and it sucked and then I cried.)
Anyway I found these cool nipple clogs that might be as stupid as crocs. Ok, maybe not AS stupid. Go get a pair now. And some for me. I'm about a 34C/size 8.