Friday, June 11, 2010

A side note on washboard vaginas

At the clinic, you can also get your nipples "corrected". Apparently some women suffer from "inverted nipples". You can correct this by having the nipples turned outward in a painful surgical procedure. Or you can just drink lots of brandy and watch The Mentalist with the lights out. Seems to work for me.

1 comment:

  1. OW! Thank goodness I don't have to worry about inverted nipples! Yikes!