Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Breadheads and tips on surving the impending zombie attack. Oh, yes. It's happening.

Whilst browsing the net I came across this bizarre artist who bakes bread and moulds it to look like human remains. I'm sure he has his reasons.

This benefits humanity in 2 ways: 1) if you take it to work, those annoying colleagues who always try to peek into your lunch box will never ever ask you for a bite ever again. In fact, they will never, ever ask you for anything ever again. 2) in the event of a zombie apocalypse, you can masquerade as a zombie feasting on human remains. The risk, however, is that zombies might see through this ruse. Zombies ARE short-sighted and slow, but as we all know they have a keen sense of smell. They may figure out that you are, in fact, human. But if you throw them with a breadhead, you may be able to distract them long enough to get your roof and gun them down with your turret gun.

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