I am recruiting followers for my blog (which is only mildly evil! so you won't automatically go to hell for joining, like the members of the Tea Party). The average blogger does not reward people for following the blog...lucky for you I'm way, way below average!!!
So sign up as a follower before 1 August 2010 and I'll send you a copy of Rob Sacchetto's Zombie Handbook, which is a crucial tool in identifying and combatting the undead. I'll even sign it! (I didn't write the book, but I may as well have!)