(on the phone to friend)
Essie: "Did you see my blog post about the Grow-a-boyfriend?"
Ann: "Yeah."
Essie: "Well I totally changed my mind about it in the last five minutes. Get this: it COMES IN DIFFERENT COLORS. I ordered the blue one. Remember that sex dream I had about Dr Manhattan from the Watchmen??"
Ann: "I'm trying to forget."
Essie: "But now I feel like I'm cheating on my boyfriend pillow...It's kinda exciting, in a very wrong way..."
Ann (pause): "Remember when we used to go to bars and date real men? As in, homo sapiens?"
Essie: "Not...really."
bahahaha, this made me laugh out loud. Thanks for this.
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