Chumbuddy: Infanticide is not OK, but no one can arrest you for daydreaming about it

Hey There, Mom! Do you ever wish your whiny little child would get eaten by a shark? It's Ok, we understand. Well, now you TOO can experience the joy of watching your child locked inside the jaws of a murderous fish...without the potential consequences. The "CHUM BUDDY" sleeping bag range is now available at all kiddie stores with a sense of humor. (cue theme from JAWS)