Someone sent me a gag gift I'm not sure how to use. I think it could be the world's most annoying sex toy. It's an electronic yodelling pickle. We should re-market the thing.
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But the "on" button looks like someone's nail. You'll probably just feel like you are being fingered by Shrek. And the sound of muffled yodelling is a real turn-off. Not that I would know. I'm assuming...I mean. Don't judge me. It's been a while.