Thursday, June 10, 2010
How to annoy a man when he is trying to do something nice
As women, you already know how do to this, but I thought I'd share :)
DW (watching a soap opera): "The women on this show are all ugly. You're prettier than all of them."
Essie: "Oh, gee, thanks for the compliment, asshole."
DW: "I was being nice."
Essie: "Pfft. You said, "these women are all fuck ugly. At least you are better than fuck ugly."
DW: "No, that's not what I said. I said you are prettier than all of those women."
Essie: "Jesus. So what you are saying is "Wow, these women are fuck ugly. Even YOU are prettier than they are."
DW: "I'm leaving now."
Essie (shouting after him): "Why? BECAUSE I'M SO UGLY????"