Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Top 5 self-esteem shattering comments my mother made this week

“That’s a nice picture of you. I forgot you used to be skinny.”

“I’m just teasing you about making me a grandmother. You’re probably barren from all the drinking anyway.”

“Yes, I think you should study Graphic Design. It’s not too late to make a success of your life.”

“No, I don’t think divorce is bad. Princess Di got divorced. Of course in that case the man was the adulterous whore...”

“I had a nice day. There was this woman on Dr Phil whose house was so cluttered they had to rescue her with a crane and they found dead pets behind the cupboards. It made me think of you.”


  1. Ouch! I would be crying in a heap on the floor after those!

  2. Lol, nah, she's just taking the piss

  3. i guess she just wants you to get married!