My mother and I were debating DW and she said she thinks we would have had pretty babies. I argued with her so we ended up on www.makemeababy.com to see what our future kids would look like.
RESULT ONE: Me & DW having a baby
This baby looks like a little tyrant I used to babysit. So I tried to have an Asian baby with DW. I'm not sure how that happens but the site gave us the option and besides I figured if Im going to reproduce I should at least try to give my child some DNA that can do Math.
RESULT TWO: Having an Asian Baby with DW
It came out kinda looking like a squid. And Kim Jong-il. In fact this baby is what would happen if Kim Jong-il and that giant squid off the coast of California had a celebrity baby.
Then I decided to have an illegitimate love child with my friend Mattie, who has not been persuaded to marry me yet.
RESULT THREE: Having a love child with Mattie to trap him into marrying me. (We ended up having the Gerber baby. Yes Mattie. I slept with Gerber. It's your own fault for neglecting me and living in a shitty place like Texas. I have needs.)
After all the freakishness I decided: Fuck It. And had a baby with Marilyn Manson instead. Surprisingly enough he turned out FINE which just disproves everything we know about parenting. Suck it, Dr Phil.