“That’s a nice picture of you. I forgot you used to be skinny.”
“I’m just teasing you about making me a grandmother. You’re probably barren from all the drinking anyway.”
“Yes, I think you should study Graphic Design. It’s not too late to make a success of your life.”
“No, I don’t think divorce is bad. Princess Di got divorced. Of course in that case the man was the adulterous whore...”
“I had a nice day. There was this woman on Dr Phil whose house was so cluttered they had to rescue her with a crane and they found dead pets behind the cupboards. It made me think of you.”
Ouch! I would be crying in a heap on the floor after those!
ReplyDeleteLol, nah, she's just taking the piss
ReplyDeletei guess she just wants you to get married!
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeletewhat a champ